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:: Bath, Somerset - needs a good clean!
MPD _WRITES "Bath is a small city in Somerset that tourists from all over the world visit to see the Roman Baths and Georgian Architecture. They are lucky because they only visit for a day - some people have to live here which I did for 7 years. It is full of some of the most unfriendly people in England, (and that doesn't even include the chavs!) The chavs live in areas such as Twerton and Whiteway where riding stolen mopeds and motorbikes is popular. Another favourite pastime is beating strangers up with baseball bats or iron bars. They like to congregate in Kingsmead Square where they have fights with chavs from towns like Trowbridge and Chippenham. The older chavs go to the Lamb and Lion where cheap booze and even cheaper 16 year old chavettes are on offer. They have the worst Somerset accent which is chavved to the max and say things like "where's that to?" and "10 lamburt butla me luvva!". For an after hours fight they go to XL's nightclub (formely Cadillacs). The shopping centre is being redeveloped but there is still a Sports World and more mobile phone shops than in Japan. There's a McDonalds which always seems to have it's windows smashed in. A guy was attacked outside here a few years ago by a gang of chavs who he accidentally made eye contact with. They also used a stun gun on him. Not all chavs in Bath can afford these and can't even afford pizza. This explains why a man was attacked in the Homebase car park and had his jaw broken. The 2 chavs stole his takeaway pizza! Bath also has dozens of homeless street drinkers and druggies and the most aggressive beggars in the Western world - "spare 12p for tha night shelter mate?". Also, more people in Bath support Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal than anywhere else in the world - which is why Bath City FC are still non-league!

Bath - lovely for a day trip, but don't miss the last train out of town!
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:: Keighley AKA K-towwwwn
lil_smurf _WRITES "Well i live in good ole Keighley near Bradford. i must admit i am not proud to live there!
go to keighley and you can guarentee you will meet a chav within 2 minutes of your stay. usualy found outside the bus station with a pram a fag a can of carling a druggie boyfriend and a large number of mixed race children, no sorry BRATS.
with the lads usually wearing trakkies addidas trainers a  fake burberry baseball cap + fake gold jewelry. looking like death warmed up due to the fact they cant afford any more heroin.
the lasses are normaly identical to vicky off little britain. hair pulled back a shell suit from the 90's and lots of oversized gold necklaces with ragdolls on :|

then walk down cavendish street (becareful not to walk too close to john the tramp you might catch his fleas) and there all hanging round raja's fast food outlet hassling innocent passers by. walk abit further and you will see them all queing up at keighleys local iceland store with their benefits money and milk tokens. thats usually tuesday when benefits are paid. i had the privelidge of working there :|

as for a booze up in keighley.. well.. avoid pubs such as the cavendish, the star, gatehouse and hope + anchor. K2 nightclub is an okay night but to aviod young chavs dont go in blush (101 to locals) on the last saturday on every month. they have a bassline night and your bound to get stabbed or beat up jus for buying a drink.
also others places to avoid are

 Bracken bank - most popular estate in keighley for chavs and young mothers,
usually there is a murder or a fire most weekends.

parkwood - this is where the worst of chavs live. PARKWOOD FLATS! do not go anywhere near unless your a chav yourself. or you have a death wish.

woodhouse - near parkwood, also very rough. if you drive through, lock your doors.

braithwate -  a dam scary place :| even police are scared to venture up here in groups smaller than 20

guardhouse -  your likely to get hospitilized if you venture through here alone

lund park -  home to keighleys asian chavs. popular site for drug dealings

there is also the young chavs to watch out for. these are normally school kids but can be quite scary when you meet them on a dark alleyway.
the girls can be seen wearing clothes far too small usually with mckenzie, bench or goldigga branding. they also glow in the dark due to the fact there makeup is too orange. they usually have bassline playing on there phones, a fag and are far too gobby for there own good. can be easily confused with big words beacasue ther far too lazy to go to school.
so now iv terrified you into never coming into keighley EVER but i do recomend staying well away. theres been 3 murders in the last couple of years all innocent people and all commited by chavs. oh one last word stay well away from a family goin by the name of 'young' in oxenhope near keighley!

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:: Aveley Essex
underslunky _WRITES "For most of the week Aveley isnt a bad place to be.  The Hall crescent area where I live is a chavtastic place but they rarely set foot outside in the daytime so they are very rarely a problem.

Untill Friday!

Friday night in Aveley is where the IQ fairy visits all the chavs and reduces their already dwindling intellect and makes it drop another twenty points.  The top house and rose and crown pubs are the meeting place for chav morons of all ages where they stand and hurl abuse at anything that dares to pass, even cars and buses!  Then theres the garage on the corner.  You cannot fill up with petrol after dark on any night of the week in Aveley.  The chavscum wont ask you to buy beer and fags for them (The people working in the garage would serve a two year old!) these creeps will hurl abuse at you no matter who you are.

The best thing about Aveley chavs (Like all Essex chavs) is that they are not at all worried about showing any kind of class at all.  They dress like clowns, swear and spit like navvys, mate and breed at fourteen and all wear four hundred weight of cheap crap gold but claim every benefit available.

Soon as I can Im out of this shithole!"


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:: leigh , near wigan
proudbeinenglish _WRITES "Well i've never been so scared in all my life, to say being a visitor in this town from Yorkshire to watch the rugby and feel threatoned would be an undestatement. Stones being thrown by children at OAP's, 14 year old chavettes with 3 kids running a mock near the town centre, went to a pub called '' the leigh arms '' JESUS CHRIST, a thousand chavs (under 15) drinking stella , i had my 7 year old daughter with me , a pint glass missed her head by an inch as we got caught in the cross fire of an argument over a cigerette lighter, as we left riot vans were streaming past us.... for the fight in the pub we think. Perhaps not only a good 150 mass brawl in the bus station ( 150 a bit exagerative) bricks flyin left right and centre as onlookers alike joined in. We decided not to walk to the stadium ( in the middle of the scruffiest estate ever ) and to get a taxi from avacab ... AVACRASH more like , our taxi driver was border line 16 and driving a PINK cab yes PINK chavette style, nevertheless we proceded into the taxi and got to the ground safely. Thank god we got there OK. Only to be approached by two drunken chavs outside the ground asking for 10 pence to use a pay phone we ignored their question, BIG MISTAKE, glass bottles and coins were thrown at us ( they needed 10 pence for the phone yet threw 67p at us ) are these remedials for real? as we entered the ground the smell ov cannabis overcame me i could possibly say i watched the game '' stoned '' and my daughter was giggling she must of been '' wrecked '' as they say. needless to say the safety stewards were turning a blind eye. not a police officer in site as the foul mouthed leigh crowd started on the referee and opposing players yet more objects thrown on the pitch and at players by more than a '' few '' . half time arrived and i was pleasntly surprised not to get mugged as i went to the beautiful toilet facilities and had to stand next to a cigerette wielding 8 year old with his hands down his trackies . Why ?. After the game finished thank god the coaches are parked just outside the ground. we got on and was met by a barrage of abuse, swear words and more objects being thrown. To say its grim up north is fine but Leigh has to be the worst place i've ever visited in my life, it was the first and will certainly be the last time i visit this disgraceful town. You should be ahsamed of yourselves thank god i live in halifax and not lively leigh GOD HELO THE CIVILISED LOCALS. Not that we met many . LEIGH IS A SHIT HOLE !"

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:: Hallett Cove - Australia
boffybloke _WRITES "I lived in South London for 20 years before moving to the suburbs and then further away from London as time passed. I lived in council housing for a few years - The Arndale Estate in Wandsworth for those who know it - but now live in an Idyllic yet not a 'Utopian' city / town with the ocean just over the top right of my monitor as I look out for inspiration. Hint its not Southend!

As an ex-pat I regularly watch BBC / Sky news to keep in touch as I still have family and friends in the Uk and now feel ashamed of being British. The last time I remember feeling pride in 1977 when the Silver Jubilee meant street parties, in the early 80's when the Falklands Taskforce returned, I felt robbed in 1990 when England were knocked out of The World Cup, and joy when they won The Ashes and Rugby World Cup. But now I look back at the country of my, my children's birth feeling ashamed - areas where I once considered I would remain for life, I have watched as scum have moved in, multiplied, and turned once thriving and VERY neighbourly places into 'No-GO Zones'. I have seen the elderly being ridculed and abused by so-called chavs, and yes I did get involved after all it was my job to !!! 


So how pissed off with the UK am I?? Well although purely ceromonial, I have done what I thought I would never do, I have not re-newed my passport. The British Passport a once mighty document, it opened doors (literally it was that sturdy), you only had to show the front of it to get into Britain after returning from overseas. I am currently without a passport - I am waiting on my Citizenship for my chosen country ! 

This year we have seen over 20 young people knifed to death in London alone, teenage pregnancy, drinking, smoking, and poor literacy skills at an all time high. Tv programmes - Catherine Tate's bov'vered, Little Britains yeah but no but....make a joke out it but it like a cancer....its spreading not only within the Uk but now unfortunately to a place near where I live.
 
Its known locally as Little Britain not by the Brits !! There is a big store, chip shop, kids hang outside smoking and abusing passersby. They wear hoodies baseball caps, jeans, have shit jewellery and for God knows why, many families from the UK seem to graviate towards it.

I actually heard the parent of one 'local' kid who put his hood up be told "Take yer hood off you look like a Pom !!"

A message for the UK - sort yourselves out........its time to stand up and say "Enough is Enough!" reclaim the streets from the shit. With regards to 'here' - I am doing my bit to reclaim the streets - trust me !!!

I do not want my kids to grow up in a place that tolerates Chavs....we moved our kids out of the UK for this very reason. I can guarentee that we will not have to put up with it here.
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